I bought a dog from my local blacksmiths' the other day. Within 20 minutes of getting him home, he'd made a bolt for the door.
What kind of dog can do magic? A labracadabrador!
What do you call a dog falling from a great height? A chihuahu–aaaargh!
I was hoping to see lots of animals at the zoo, but they only had one small dog. It was a shih-tzu.
My friend claims he threw a stick three miles and his dog managed to find it and bring it back. Seems a little far fetched...
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