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Disquiet Dog launches its online digital diagnostic clinic

Disquiet Dog: It's now possible to book 1-hour and 3-hour digital marketing consultations to provide support, guidance, inspiration, and detailed recommendations for you to go away and implement.

From this day forth, it’s possible to book short, one-off paid sessions with Disquiet Dog to help you work your way through your approach to digital marketing.

Our live digital clinic has been an eye-catching spectacle at conferences and workshops around the world, so it seemed good sense, given what’s going on, to make our technical and creative therapy session available online too.

Over the course of an hour, or three hours, we will listen to your concerns and constraints, understand your ambitions and aspirations, and come up with a course of treatment that you can self-administer, or if you prefer, leave us to implement or assist you in implementing yourself.

How to book

You can complete the booking process in the waving of a stethoscope.

What you’ll get out of the sessions

When you sign up, we ask you a handful of key questions, and use the information you give us to conduct some preliminary checks on your website and social media. This guarantees we’ll definitely have some useful feedback and suggestions, before we’ve even heard your side of the story.

During the course of the session, we’ll prod and poke a bit, to get a fuller picture of what you’re juggling at the moment, and what is realistically possible for you to do to get a better return on investment, and let’s face it, a better chance of sales and profitability.

Oh, and if we talk about digital PR, we mean it strictly in the marketing sense and not the medical one. That was Jimmy’s joke.

Lot's to learn and good ideas to implement. Thank you very much

AGHHHH! Should have done this years ago! Thank you for all the light bulb moments!

Fun, informative and lots of food for thought

What’s the difference between a one-hour and a three-hour session?

In one hour, we’ll have time to go through our diagnosis, and cross check our findings with your own objectives for the organisation. We’ll probably focus in quite tightly on what are the next four or five key actions you could take to get you to a better place, whether that’s in terms of strategy, tactical marketing actions, website improvements, social media work, brand and reputation, or something else.

It’s a proper consultation, so we’ll be working with you a lot during the session to find a solution which feels natural, and fits in with who you are and how you work.

Inevitably, we’ll have more time in the three-hour session to open things up, explore what’s really going on, give you some A-ha moments and put you back together in better shape, before we even finish the session. This will be three hours dedicated just to you and your marketing, and the longer we have, the more in depth our recommendations will be, which will mean it takes less time to implement.

What else?

We will also provide you with a written report with recommendations after our meeting. For the 3-hour session, you’ll get that within 5 working days, and for the 1-hour session, you’ll have it within 7 working days.

How to get your money back

We work in two key ways at Disquiet Dog – we can either give you everything you need to go away and implement a solid digital marketing strategy for yourself, or we can do it for you. If you believe that after the call you’d like to keep working with us, then the cost of this initial session will be deducted from the cost of the future work.

Questions?

Give us a shout if anything is unclear.

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